Just washed my hair -and- wearing ratty old sweats... ahhh...
Poem For Everyone's Personal Enjoyment (except yours): The Priest and the Cows
Believe! he roared, his aspect black
Expecting not an answer back
He paused, he heard an answer drum
On multi-stained linoleum
Alas! Avast! The herd consumes!
Plowing and reaping rancid fumes!
Horns raised, a triumphant banner!
Snouts invade in grotesque manner!
A herd against a flock of sheep!
Awakening from dreamless sleep
They beat the doors to let them through!
Without their Moses, plans askew!
Devouring their wretched source
They need not ponder their next course!
Echoing through the emptied streets
The cries of unheard, desperate bleats!
Insightfully, the bishop smirked
Inwardly praising as they worked
"No need to pass judgment on that,"
he thought, nudging his silly hat
(Guess who had to go to church when they were a kid and guess who was really, really bored most of the time...)
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